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#141: Guests Gift

I'll never again allowed to organize a Kerzerlparty from now! And a guest gift then there's probably not for me! For I have guests, so a presenter can drift into despair or. also have. It all has started so well,,de,because there was only one of my guests and all other late,,de,Since we had organized a Kerzerlparty four yesterday,,de,were sufficiently guests there,,de,to begin,,de,And we have also made the only reason,,de,for someone,,de,we like,,de,can get her a gift as possible free or low,,de,for the ignorant,,de,a private individual invites for presenting scented candles,,de,fragrance lamp,,da,Deko-Krims-Krams,,en,and other unnecessary things a,,de,presented by a representative with great attention to detail,,de,I do not know how many I smelled scents,,de,however, the Kerzerlabteilung is at Ikea a minority program,,de, weil erst einer meiner Gäste da war und alle anderen verspätet. Da wir gestern eine Kerzerlparty zu viert veranstaltet hatten, waren auch ausreichend Gäste da, um beginnen zu können. Und wir haben das auch nur deswegen gemacht, damit jemand, den wir mögen, ihr Gastgeschenk möglichst gratis oder günstig bekommen kann.

Für Unwissende: eine Privatperson lädt zur Präsentation von Duftkerzen, Duftlampen, Deko-Krims-Krams, und sonstigen unnötigen Dingen ein, die von einer Vertreterin mit viel Liebe zum Detail vorgestellt werden. Ich weiß nicht wieviele Düfte ich gerochen habe, dagegen ist die Kerzerlabteilung beim Ikea ein Minderheitenprogramm.

But then came my guests and onlookers, and this mixture then has the rest of the evening an improvisational cabaret compensated,,de,Best was then used as the ecological and biological Teddy by €,,de,made of high grade cotton biological materials,,de,he was presented,,de,was handed round and then in series,,de,read the label,,de,where we could learn,,de,we are now sometimes assume,,de,that this probably produced by a solar-powered boat from the only adult workers with Western real wages,,de,from Shanghai,,de,CHINA,,en,came,,de,because there is probably the first polyester trees there,,de,are biologically and ecologically farmed,,de,The rest is history and,,de,sigh,,de,I probably should not organize more such parties,,de,for the one time was so legendary,,de. Am Besten war dann als der ökologisch-biologisch Teddybär um € 49,90 aus hochwertigsten biologischen Baumwoll-Materialen (so wurde er vorgestellt) umhergereicht wurde um dann in Reihe 2 das Etikett vorzulesen, wo wir erfahren durften – wir gehen jetzt mal davon aus, dass dieser wahrscheinlich mit einem solarbetriebenen Schiff von den einzigen erwachsenen Arbeitern mit westlichen Reallöhnen hergestellt – aus Shanghai (CHINA) kam, da es dort wahrscheinlich die ersten Polyesterbäume gibt, the 100 % biologisch und ökologisch bewirtschaftet werden.

Der Rest ist Geschichte und – seufz – ich werde wohl keine solcher Partys mehr veranstalten dürfen, dafür war das eine Mal so legendär, that you could do it anyway never been better,,de,I know that,,de,was in front of tens of years at a Tupperware Party,,de,could not help me with my comments,,de,let the presenter look stupid in the cooking demonstration and have as a bonus at the then usual awards ceremony,,de,garnered praise,,de,NEVER was invited back,,de.

Psychology with a difference: Learning to learn

When I learn about learning, I'm learning a lot about theoretical approaches. Understands methods, Acknowledge research, and determine with high probability also, that some of these abstract theoretical terms also work in reality. Upon learning that psychologists speak of punishing stimuli to an adverse reaction to avoid. There is a positive punishment (1. Type) and negative punishment (2. Type).
And we've all been victims and executive body! You can not watch TV, because … You're grounded. Your phone is confiscated. You get nothing sweet today … This is all the negative punishment, because something pleasant is taken. That's even more logical!
But we actually learn from?

#140: Science – lifted

Yesterday at the gala science of Lower Austria's outstanding achievements were awarded in science and were as diverse as the subjects of winners, Thus we have heard a common tenor of the speakers and scientists. First, to invest in the education of today's children and future children and adolescents, because there comes our young people for research and innovation, and secondly ago, that science today needs translator, because the public now not even speak the language of science.

Alone on point 1 could be pages and posts to fill and it is beyond question, that the education system is revolutionizing my personal opinion and although far more developed than.

But point 2 has made me much more thoughtful, Pröll said because even, that if he does not speak the language of his constituents, then he will not be chosen. Seems that this works, one sees the term of office of Pröll. But to me it's less politicking, as to the course of make- “gray” Theory, of foreign words, used in the language of experts and scientists, but just there, and that even very clever people – from other disciplines – sometimes little, a biserl or just do not understand. I myself am currently faced with, I read that at the University in philosophy texts, I work very hard and the challenge. On one hand, in the construction of the sets as well as the contents of. And I wonder, such that’ Keep a complexity of content, Topics not also serves, Power to create.
Even with my lyrics, I often find myself, I re-write a sentence, as it is written too complicated, with too many foreign words, the creep, listen to the really, so elegantly and eloquently … and especially clever. Stupid, when you catch yourself.

Therefore, I would like to try a lot more to translate, because finally I am a worker child, grew up with a “real” Wiener to Pope, of if it had not been for the Qualtinger, the “Qualtinger” is, in a family, where we could discuss, have politicized everything but still very earthy and without Verschnörkseltes.

#139: was ganz banales

Compared to my other literary effusions but I was asked about a guide “which closet to use” to write to the university. And I have to say two things:

1. When I was studying for the first time in the late 1990s, because it was not self-evident, that toilet paper was found in the toilets. So far it had been with the budgets of the universities, Although we were able to study without fees, had full lecture halls but again no toilet paper. Today, there are toilet paper everywhere, However, what I lack are the smart feminist, Communist and sexist style flowers on the Klowänden and doors.

2. In English, we used actually as good as not, the word toilet or toilet. Is also just as a side note, but nevertheless. Good at making Brits can I still understand, that we from the Ladies room, wash room and speak. Because it just sounds right to. But the Americans? But there I could explain it to me because of its prudery, it is indecent and unpleasant … And it's not about, that we would not have it any other paraphrases in the Austrian language, all but just not very charming (the Häusl, the Sch .. häusl, das Klo, Pippibox …).

But not to digress and to answer the question as to the best / most beautiful toilets of the University, then this happens of course completely subjective. But, who participated in the lecture hall, were never very well today and there are not yet. On the main university in the best addition to the stairs and into the 1. Go Stock, There you will find very nice and clean toilets converted. In Nig is similar, the higher up the better! What does that mean again, probably better not discuss that …

#138: Schnitzl vs. Ethics

Since last semester I pursued the topic vegetarianism and vegan food and in a detail and persistence, which makes me very thoughtful. In seminars we argumentation / rhetoric and company- and business ethics we have the opportunity to give our voice content. Damn it, we are in the philosophy, the University of Vienna, Europe's second oldest university and students talk about the eating habits of modern times, instead of politics, Economy, Injustices and made by me also on Elections, the telecom process, or use the free cookies for the zwangsbeurlaubten U.S. officials.

Yesterday I was just speechless, as we in the seminar on economic- languages ​​and business ethics on the decoupling of legal / moral and ethics, and whether and to what extent it is good, that we have a freedom discretion to decide, and just as the argument for the lack of morality and the decoupled “Freedom” was talking about the animal fattening of the French, which is difficult to digest as a vegan. I fear, I this semester not “a lot” 'll Find friends and maybe I should come in the next few hours with my grandma and the old fur Schnitzelsemmel, so that we know, where the “Enemy” sitting.

#137: yet a knowledge

I think, I am every man's nightmare come true, poor housewife qualities (but I can COOKING) and then give me a room with 5 Furniture and I ask you at least 3 x year – but not always – build the furniture according to, because that does not fit, is made to fit.
Thus, you have to have strong nerves with me, because someone who can deal with change rather bad, will certainly be overwhelmed with my activities. Being on the other side helps my discontinuity my son to adjust to changes, for if he could, Monk would be only a caricature of himself. But he can not, although it will, and now he has even meant, him that the table, as he is now much better like, he has struck at the border of the couch just the head, which leads us to think, whether that's probably as useful …

#136: Housewife qualities

I tell the same, mine are wanting to end. And it do not even happert on the setting, but easy to implement. For me, things just take twice as long, because I do’ and then realize, so that does not work then probably. As the reeling of the cable to the steam cleaner, I do this handles 2 times, because I have to say, I laid the whole thing too, clumsy, have not made practicable. Or with the guarantee I walk with my socks in the only remaining wet spot on the floor, to distribute my wet footprints in the apartment, and wet feet are terribly! A crumpled shirt? Ha no problem, it basically smooth, but on the back there are at least a consistent crease, does not improve even when ironed, but spread nicely.
I also need to ask, as do the other? Because I know, that they devote their full attention to the cleaning – not as I – ,or just have a cleaning lady – just as I. Aber manchmal muss man dann ran, because it does not come every day and I have not the attitude of E., if that does not fit me, I simply wegschmeisse all. So I just got back a couple of footprints distributed in the apartment.

#135: platt, platter, fad – a cabaret

Yesterday I was in Rudi Roubineks story about the story 90 Minutes and I have to say, the whole thing was unnecessary, although I personally am a real Geschichtsgroupie, and have even graduated from high school in history, So it was less about the frame, as to the implementation and inhaltiche Schenkelklopfer, I would not have expected from a Lord Roubinek. But maybe it was also because, that he “Wuchtl”Help of Mr. Fleischhacker took. Mr. Roubinek was nervous and never really flourished on. The punch came precisely to, that it was already noticeable. Here's a picture, Here a punch, now again Schenkelklopfer.

The first part of the program was still with political clichés around Vassilakou, Strache, Filled Spindelegger and Co, mainly we felt enough, already 100 have x belongs. The second part was trying to be thoughtful and only left me with the feeling, that is not important to me. Neither the desire to laugh, with him, or something.

#134: Mrs. Shadyeyes Lady

I've never really believed, that there really are women, the men they have never seen without makeup. But this weekend I Mrs. Shady eyes met and she has confirmed any cliché. But this silver-blue eye shadow were most fascinating about the Fake Lashes and Cleopatra black 0,5 thick eyeliner cappings. Present men and women described Mrs.. Shady Ladies Eyes like a car accident, where you just can not look away, and they also knew to report, that neither the law nor the mummy man they have ever seen without makeup. Something of which we had already heard women, but were not really sure, if there really is these women. Legends and myths of the perfect women, the makeup meet her husband in the morning and probably also turn off the lights during sex, punctually and dinner pre-tuned to bring to the table.
But maybe I'm wrong and it only shows, I'm just too lazy, to make me more beautiful with such meticulousness, skillfully drawn lines and colors, cover any skin pigment. Also, I would shy away from make-up removal, once hover across the cotton pad and I look, as the lead singer of Kiss! So I stick with my rather quick botch actions, if necessary, and since you do not need more than a good foundation, Concealer, Mascara and Bobbi Brown would say, never forget to use bone … – Red, and lip gloss or. Lipstick and the whole is in 5 Done minutes.

#133: Courage

Actually, I have e. said, I did not want to write about them. Because she has responded and pronounced something, which simply requires courage. And I do not want to write about the content or what it was also, but in, that it requires courage, express, what you want even admit to themselves difficult. And straight women – and I know some of those – nod too often somewhat, watch, are strong and do not dare say, “NO” or “I can not now”. It's not about overtaxing, but that is the expectation, which we often aufoktroyieren itself. You do not have everything can and above all do not want anything.
We are so much in our roles and we do not have any 100 % fill out. I am in the role of “Housewife” at times not 30 % – From my personal point of view. But I try as a mother 100 % to give.
Requires courage and strength and power to disappoint us we do often even. Therefore quite time to face each other and to disappoint!