Category Archives: Dialogues

#301: What I never wanted to hear!

Recently I was listening to a conversation between two young girls and a guy, to obtain the tried findings to the female sex. And like my dad always says so beautiful, Children and the influence of alcohol speak the truth and so did the the hope of the young man's being, that even quite open, he finally could get Insights.

Although I meantime somewhat pity on the lad, because the two Hübschen ignored him clearly at the beginning.

He: “Actually I wanted to sit between you two!” (sulkily)
You ignore him and talk about the hopelessness of being in love and first big love.
He: “Because I had hoped, I can you grope Two a Bisle.”
They still ignore him.
He: “You know you but from …”
He: “May I ask you what, because I have since met a girl.”
You ignore it and are in the emotional state of the memories (that is,. it is crying).
He: “Low” (something applied, because they ignore him) “I can tell you exactly, why the guy is such an ass.” “I can tell you that, because I know, how men think.” “You can I tell you the?”
Finally momentum seems to be in a situation and both turn to him.
they: “What do you know, nothing you know.”
He: “Men are so, you were no longer together, So he has sex. Punkt. All the same, who offers himself as, when she's horny.”
*The language is quite chosen words, when she was real. *
Just look at him stunned.
He: “I've got a girl to know. What should I do (WHAT COMES NOW, DA KNEW I DID NOT DO I LAUGH OR HIM A SHORT layering.), so the girl finds me well and A L L E S makes, what I want sexually?”
You still look at him stunned.
they: “Do not drink with her a coffee yes, whatever you want to drink a coffee. That pisses so on. Always getting really drink a coffee. If you find it good, then do it’ what spontaneous, beautiful, I made you go bungee jumping.” (Yes has not been the answer directly to the question …)
He: “And I thought, I invite them home to me, and then we smoke what …”
She did not even look at him and ignore him again.

At that moment I felt really old. Namely old, old. So alt, I personally always saw my parents in fact even with 12 Years. And I thought, where I could send my princess, which Bergkloster probably would be most appropriate. Unfortunately, I have not found a solution for the second consideration.

My spontaneous aging process I have celebrated well with Otto Schenk visit.

Dialogues: translations

Bub1: I like Gangnam Style. You also?
Bub2: And.
Bub1: You know, which sings?
Bub2: And, which is Polish with a secret language!
Bub1: For real?!? That the secret language, I also believe.
Bub2: Yes sings, that he is in love with the secret language, but no one may know.
(really happened so, I swear!)

Dialogues: motivated mothers

where children go after primary school, often leads to interesting conversations.

Mutter1: … from this high school, I've only heard, that the level should be as low.
Mutter2: not, that I know of.
Mutter1: Und im Akademischen da muss sie dann extrem viel lernen, wie sollen wir da den Musikunterricht unterbringen? Jeden Tag bis spät Abends lernen ist halt schon zu viel.
Mutter2: Das ist schwierig. Aber lernen werden sie überall müssen.
Mutter1: Ja trotzdem, nur lernen und dann noch die 2 Stunden Musikunterricht.
ein Vater (schaltet sich ins Gespräch ein): Ja aber die 2 Stunden in der Woche kann man ja einplanen.
Mutter1: Nicht 2 Stunden pro Woche, sondern pro Tag.

Dialogues: Men at the hairdresser

Man, Mind 50 +, gray fringe of hair around the bald sits just wash the hair and asks the apprentice to the further procedure.

gray hair ring: and how moch of ma now? vurher or later?
Trainee: entschudligung, I do not know, what they mean!
gray hair ring: na we have to do now or previously?
Trainee (more confused): I'm supposed to wash your hair.
gray hair ring: but then we do it with that thing as right or?
Trainee (more desperate): hmmm, I do not know …
gray hair ring: Ernstl, Ernstl come times
Ernstl comes (Chief)
gray hair ring: tell Ernstl, tell how we do it now?
Chief: what do now, now get the hair gwaschn ..
gray hair ring: yes but the thing, how we do it …
Chief: you mean the Darb ..
gray hair ring: Ernstl mach ma THE THING now, or …
Chief: now going on gwoschen and nochher the contract ma Farbn
… and a gray bisl you should read indoors already, because you have gray hair now times …

Dialogues: Exchange and so

I: (lying in bed, and a little short tempered) … and I wish I had a brave son!
son: then it wish you the Christ Child.
I: (somewhat taken aback) and you? where do you go then, if I get a brave son?
son: I stay there.
I: is the, you're brave?
son: yes
I: and you (somewhat bolder) then you need a new mummy?
son: no, you must remain calm.
I: that is, there is no better mom?
son: (thoughtful) no,… (break) … also by nico.
I: the erika can also be your mom?
son: no, you're my mom, Erika must be dad.